mobile bag: July 2011

Monday, July 18, 2011

Never joke with brainless girls

Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?
Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note:
" I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..."
Moral:
Never Joke With Brainless Girls

Worst pain in life

The worst pain in life is when you see
Your life being spoiled by the one you trust the most.
and
you cant do anything except
standing quiet and asking yourself that
is it the gift of trusting someone or
is it what i deserve?

Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

Do u love me more than your family?

Boy :Do you love me more than ur family ?
Girl :No
Boy :Why ?
Girl :okay Listen dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, you were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was
When i cried,u didn't gave me your toys to play,but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else :)

Sweet demand by kid

A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.

New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

R u going 2 dance?

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"
She felt so happy & said-"yes"
& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Har aik se tera tahluk gwara nai mujko

'Har aik se tera tahluk gwara nai mujko ASIF
Jub dil aik hain too pir chatian beshumar kiun'

Woh kisi ki zindgi ka aasra phle se tha

'Woh kisi ki zindgi ka aasra phle se tha,

kya samjh bethe use jo bewafa phle se tha,

Dukh to ye hai k ye ranjisho ka silsila phle se tha,

Us k or mere drmyan ye fasla phle se tha,

Koi dhoke se use mere qatil na keh uthe,

Us k hatho main ye rang-e-hina phle se tha,

Woh meri dastan sunne se phle hi ro diya,

Kya woh mere dard se aashna phle se tha,

Bat krne par woh le betha purani ranjishain,

Aisa lgta hai k woh mujh se khafa phle se tha . . . /'

Monday, July 11, 2011

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Time management and emergencies tackling

To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
TackLe "Emergencies"!
Think Different

Picture on driving license and facebook

Funny Truth-
No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

Good / bad news after wife accident

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him
Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?
The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."
Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday