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Sochty Hein Seekh Lien Hum Bhi ßerukhi Karna.,
Mohabbat Detey Detey Hum Ne Apni Qadar hi Kho Di....

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Teri "yaadon" ki "Barish" Brasti hay Jab Bhi ... !
Main "Bheegti" zaroor hun mager "Aankhon" ki hadd tak.....

mohsin naqvi poetry

                        

                   

                            Us Ki Jaafaaon Ne Mujhe Ik Tehzeeb Sikha Di Hai                                      "Mohsin"
                            Main Roty Hoye So Jata Hoon Per Shikva                                  Nhi  Krta.........!!

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Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !

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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)

EID MUBARAK

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ?
Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
E - Embrace with open heart
I - Inspire with impressive attitude
D - Distribute pleasure to all

EID MUBARAK

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

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Very effective lines:
1."Adjustment is always better than Argument"
2."A meaningful silence is better than meaningless words"

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Education gives Quality of Life!
Money gives Quality of Respect!
Wife gives Quality of Love!
But Friendship gives Quality of Heart!

What's an average 6 inch long

What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

It's too tight

Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

Aaj halki halki baarish hay

Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,

Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I-------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S-------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I-------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

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Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
Missing you my friend.

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Never joke with brainless girls

Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?
Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note:
" I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..."
Moral:
Never Joke With Brainless Girls

Worst pain in life

The worst pain in life is when you see
Your life being spoiled by the one you trust the most.
and
you cant do anything except
standing quiet and asking yourself that
is it the gift of trusting someone or
is it what i deserve?

Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

Do u love me more than your family?

Boy :Do you love me more than ur family ?
Girl :No
Boy :Why ?
Girl :okay Listen dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, you were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was
When i cried,u didn't gave me your toys to play,but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else :)

Sweet demand by kid

A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own.

New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

R u going 2 dance?

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"
She felt so happy & said-"yes"
& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

Har aik se tera tahluk gwara nai mujko

'Har aik se tera tahluk gwara nai mujko ASIF
Jub dil aik hain too pir chatian beshumar kiun'

Woh kisi ki zindgi ka aasra phle se tha

'Woh kisi ki zindgi ka aasra phle se tha,

kya samjh bethe use jo bewafa phle se tha,

Dukh to ye hai k ye ranjisho ka silsila phle se tha,

Us k or mere drmyan ye fasla phle se tha,

Koi dhoke se use mere qatil na keh uthe,

Us k hatho main ye rang-e-hina phle se tha,

Woh meri dastan sunne se phle hi ro diya,

Kya woh mere dard se aashna phle se tha,

Bat krne par woh le betha purani ranjishain,

Aisa lgta hai k woh mujh se khafa phle se tha . . . /'

Peoples hate / loves me because...

I know lots of people hate me
because i am 2 bad
but,
few people surely love me
because they know that
my little goodness is not fake.

Time management and emergencies tackling

To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
TackLe "Emergencies"!
Think Different

Picture on driving license and facebook

Funny Truth-
No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

Good / bad news after wife accident

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him
Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?
The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."
Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

Newtons Universal Law Of Love

Newtons Universal Law Of Love:
Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!

Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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